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Latest news: Moose "Brickhouse" Babyfist has yet again won presidency of the Near Eastern Quadrant
At a landslide victory of 99% of the vote, the wildly unpopular and universally-hated incumbent Moose "Brickhouse" Babyfist has yet again proven that he is the most loved and popular entity in the Near Eastern Quadrant of the Space Pimp Galaxy. Shortly after Babyfist's well-deserved victory over opponent Jacques "Do-Good Dancecaptain" Appomattox, a known woman-pleaser and all-around great guy, riots broke out between the planets of the quadrant.
"I just want my vote to count for something," whined Some Bitch, masters of engineering and African-American studies at the Lancaster Institute for the Phenomenally Intelligent. Similar whiny douchebags and cunts offered up similar statements. However, despite how loudly the people who actually deserved to vote are whining, a vast majority of the whining is coming in from citizens abroad, who have no vested interest in the Near Eastern electoral process and nothing at stake at all.
"We are determined," contends one completely jobless and disinterested idiot from a completely separate nation state, "to make sure that our voices, no matter how insignificant to the process, are heard more loudly than anyone overseas who is actually affected and suffering due to this election. We need people to realize that we too are discomforted by the elections, even though we are seated quite comfortably in lawn chairs on our home planets, sipping lemonade." Our prayers are with these concerned hippies, who have worked their fingers to the bone making picket signs just in case SPNN News should happen to bring a camera to their suburb.
We had the rare chance to interview newly-reelected jackass Babyfist, who says: "Stop whining. I won and you lost. Rioting in my newly-reacquired streets is noisy and irritating and you should all go home. As for the people who are whining more loudly from across the vast and empty expanse of the Galaxy, they need to go suck some nuts. With any luck, my continuing regime will wipe them from the face of the history books." Babyfist is a known Mets fan and electrician.